Lagos Vs. Warri

Lagos and Warri decided to have a drinking competition.
 A week to d competition, Warri sent a delegate to Lagos to confirm if the competition wil still hold.
 On arrival, d ppl of Lagos brought 20-litres of their strongest ogogoro as welcome drink.
 The Delegate from Warri asked if he could taste and he was permitted to. He finished the 20-litres at once, then he said 'this is okay, where is the main drink?'.
 The people of Lagos shouted 'Come oh! U dey among the drink competitors?'
 He replied "Me???"
 "No-o-o! I no even qualify sef!"
Warri,we no fit carry last! a splendid weekend 2 y'all!!!!!